sloppy platypus

It's the sex position that get's every time.

guy one: what's your favorite sex position?
guy two: the sloppy platypus.
guy one: you sick fuck!

sloppy platypus by cococococococoocococo January 23, 2012

The Sloppy Platypus 

A sex position that is commonly used while the man is bending over a bed, the woman is laying underneath the man. One of her feet go around either of his legs and the other leg goes around his mid-waist. she thrust upward in this motion. It is used for the most sensitive and pleasurable adventure.

Ryan and I had amazing sex last night! We preformed the Sloppy Platypus on our brand new water bed! His depth perception was amazing!

The Sloppy Platypus by Dr. Sex. January 22, 2012