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oral sex with a large amount of bodily fluids used.

my dear synthia! that was definatly a wonderful sloppy joe you performed on me this eve'!

sloppy jo by rhinohed February 1, 2003

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sloppy jo

a really gross girl who needs to wash her face and hair

sloppy jo is very sloppy and she has craters in her face....my sloppy jo is all sloppy and NO JO!!!!!1

sloppy jo by Ren June 27, 2004

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Sloppy Joe Buns

Little bit of poop stuck in the butt crack. You know when it's there, itchy and uncomfortable.

That man has horrible Sloppy Joe Buns.
I had SJB for hours today.

Sloppy Joe Buns by Sexytime4you June 2, 2016

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sideways sloppy joe

Noun. 1.vagina.

Stephen likes to eat Heather's sideways sloppy joe.

sideways sloppy joe by stephen ramey May 15, 2004

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Sloppy José

(noun)

The act of placing Sloppy Joe meat in a tortilla rather than a bun.

That peen Mark forgot the buns so we slammed on some Sloppy Josés instead.

Sloppy José by Ryan Lefure May 11, 2013

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Sideways Sloppy-Joe

Analogous to the vagina--may be used in the context of an extremely loose (sloppy) vagina.

With all the cock that girl swallows, it's no wonder she's got a sideways sloppy-joe.

Sideways Sloppy-Joe by Shane December 9, 2004

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sideways sloppy joe

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that chick has a sideways sloppy joe

sideways sloppy joe by cigaray January 2, 2009

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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