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Snowbound 

Literally the worst map in all of halo history. This map makes halo 3 go from a 10/10 to a 7/10. Master Chief himself vetos the map every time it comes up in the queue.
Jesus fucking Christ I hate snowbound. Veto this shit map.
Snowbound by cpiethan March 28, 2017
You either stumbled across this word by seeing my previous post, sowbag, or you took a look at our family tree and realized there was a serious demand for a new definition. Of course Sowhound was founded by the same gentlemen who created sowbag. Ha how mature. Is a Sowhound a noun? Adjective? Verb? This is where people tend to go wrong. Being a Sowhound is a lifestyle. There are endless opportunities and paths you can venture on to become a Sowhound . Do you really think bourgeois wakes up everyday and cheers “yay I’m a Sowhound. No. This is a two step process. First you have to become a sowbag, and then the top 1% of them evolve into the hound. It involves countless hours, years of drinking and sudden urges to chug Tito’s throughout the day. Thank you for coming to my TED talk
“It’s a bird, it’s a plane, it’s a Sowhound... oh wait it’s just Bourgeois
Sowhound by Pricey1097 February 1, 2021
Someone who has a foul or objectionable appearance or demeanor.
She's such a slophound; she'll have butt sex with anybody.
slophound by SpermWaffle420 July 30, 2009

Snowonderful 

The wonderful feeling you get when the weather man predicts a huge accumulation of snow heading towards your area

The wonderful feeling you get when you wake up and your lawn is covered in snow and you realize its a snow day and crawl back into bed

The wonderful feeling you get when your school announces a snow day

Basically anything wonderful that happens that deals with snow
Ben: Did you here the good new?!
Eddie: They caught El SheBart-O?!
Ben: No fucktard
Adeola: Whats the good news?!
Ben: School is canceled for tomorrow!!
Adeola: Thats Snowonderful bro! (Fist Pump)
Eddie: (Mental Fist Pump)

Eddie: Thank God for this Snowonderful snow day. Orchestra blows.

Ben: I woke up this morning and saw all the snow and thought what a Snowonderful day to build a 7 foot snow man

Adeola: Drive safe in the snow and have a Snowonderful night!
Snowonderful by Jerk Squad 2.0 February 9, 2010

snowbound champion 

A thin, blonde creature of the snow. He can be found drinking expensive coffees and wearing aztec print. When the winter season comes, he flourishes. He is a champion of the snow. He is the snow.
"Look its snowing!"

"Tis' the season of the snowbound champion"
snowbound champion by Pretzel King December 19, 2013

abominable snowhand 

A variation of the stranger, but instead of sitting on your hand to lose feeling you stick it in snow, ice, or the freezer. Also referred to as "The Icehand Cometh"
When Sophie dumped Joey on the top of Mt. Everest, the only thing he could do to numb the pain was give himself an abominable snowhand.
abominable snowhand by weinerburg January 26, 2017