slopehead

racial slur for a chinaman. see chink

1)my friend kim wang is a slopehead

2)I got owned by a slopehead in CS

3)don't worry about him man, hes just a slopehead

by thepartyboy April 9, 2005

slaphead

A slaphead is usually a guy who is so naturally bald he makes most bald people look positively hirsuit, but really it can be any guy who is definitely bald or going bald. A slaphead is so obviously bald that you just wish it was acceptable to point out the patently obvious by slapping them 5 or 6 times in rapid succession on their bald shiny head. The term slaphead was actually introduced in the comedy of Benny Hill, a world famous British comedian (deceased). Benny always used a sketch where a small bald man would do something a little annoying to Benny Hill and benny would slap the guy a few times on his bald head.

boy1: What shall I buy my dad for christmas?
boy2: Well your dad's a slaphead so get him some
slaphead polish and a wooly hat

A rhyme sung by errant children to bald guys before running away quickly:

slaphead slaphead over there
what's it like to have no hair
is it hot or is it cold
you would know cuz you're so bald

by happyslapper January 3, 2008

slopeheads

derogatory term for asian predominently vietnamese

look at them slopeheads takin all our jobs

by weghuj January 13, 2006

Slicehead

A Slice head is an emo / depressed / insane person whom is addicted to cutting themselves. Calling someone a slice head is like calling them stupid or crazy.

(Literal use) Did you see those cuts on Isaacs arms? He's obviously a slice head

(Insult use) Logan: Hey dude did you see the emoji movie? It was sick.

Shauna: You're a slicehead

by Reptilian guy August 31, 2017

slaphead

an absolute baldy!

you are a slaphead, you got no hair mate

by veganito April 10, 2019

shoehead

Someone who is obsessed with shoes and will camp out at stores to get the latest pair.

Shoehead: I just camped out at Niketown for 3 days and copped the new SBs

by Edman415 September 20, 2008

slaphead

A person with a bald head. Usually one that looks as if it's been waxed.

I can see my own reflection on the slaphead's head.

by Starsky July 30, 2003