sloot machine

originated in the early 1920's, the sloot machine was derived from the word "sloot," an adjective used to describe a girl with promiscuous tendencies. Sloot machines love to get paid, laid, and fucked - but don't bother calling back, or they'll eat you up alive! Some of their hobbies include feeding the poor, hitting the stacks, and suckin' mad dick. They oftentimes demonstrate poor judgement and in many instances lack a proper sense of self-worth.

Many people mistake a sloot machine for your everyday sloot. The key difference here is the complete disregard for any sense of human decency or self-control at all exhibited by sloot machines. While sloots occasionally take a break from their slooty ways, sloot machines will never say no to dick, no matter the shape or size.

Hey Jon, did you see that sloot machine down the river? what a train wreck!

sloot machine by ezraJ May 13, 2014

Bellagio Slot Machine 

When you are having sex with a girl with a bra full of coins, but can't hear the coins jingling. Then when you take off her bra all the coins fall out and she yells "JACKPOT!"

One night I went out to a dance club with my friends and got incredibly drunk. Throughout the night I was putting the change leftover from buying drinks into my bra because I didn't have a purse. I ended up going to my boyfriends place afterwards (who hadn't been out with us) and being the terrible drunk I am I conned him into having sex. We were going at it pretty hard, he was laying down and I was on top of him and he finally had the mind to take my bra off. When he did, all the change from the night ($21 in coins..) burst out and rained all over his face. As he was confused and spluttering I just drunkenly continued while yelling, "JACKPOT!!!" and grabbing the cash and throwing in the air pulling a Bellagio Slot Machine. I'm surprised that we're still together.

Bellagio Slot Machine by Malastic April 9, 2013

slot machine 

A slut. A hoe that likes to have her 'slot' stuffed repeatedly. The higher the amount of the slot, the higher the quality of the slot. A penny slot would be the lowest quality slot known to man. Anyone that exchanges any amount of money for slot insertion is a 'slot machine.'

"Noctem, you mattress-back hoe, you are such a slot machine!"

"Let's go down Sunset Blvd and play the slots!"

slot machine by userme April 14, 2006

Slot Machine 

A coin-operated device, used by low-lifes, cretins, old ladies with blue hair, and idiots who like ringing bells and flashing lights. The sole purpose of a slot machine is to redistribute wealth from the poor and stupid to the rich.

The devices that built the Strip in Las Vegas.

A device into which Californians put the money that finances Nevada's schools.

Shirley cashed her paycheck in the Nevada Club and put all the money into a slot machine.

Slot Machine by The Wog Whomper May 14, 2005

German Slot Machine 

You take a naked girl, make her sit on something with her legs behind her head. You then take your life savings in coins and toss them into her spread open vagina.

Guy 1: Dude I totally gave Maxi a German Slot machine!
Guy 2: OMG no way!

German Slot Machine by JFK0361 November 27, 2013

Chinese Slot Machine 

This is when a woman shoves ice cubes up a guys ass. The cold sensations will cause the guy to lose his erection completely. This technique can be especially useful to help control males that suffer from premature ejaculation.

Heather's boyfriend was acting really cocky and bragging too much about himself so she gave him the Chinese Slot Machine while they were having sex causing him to shrink down to nothing.

Chinese Slot Machine by Heatherpleather November 23, 2006

slot machine 

A Gaming device inwhich you have a better chance of getting struck by lightning than hitting the top award.

"Betty dropped $5,000 in that machine and it didn't pay her shit"

"Atleast she's considered a high-roller now, maybe they'll give her a free buffet or hotel room for the night"

slot machine by Slotty July 28, 2005