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Slutspeak
A style of typing used mostly by female chavs in the United Kingdom, Slutspeak can be found on social networking sites, in instant messaging conversations, and occasionally is even written on paper or walls. It looks somewhat unattractive.
Common features of this include:
1: Doubling up on vowels. Example: "ii lovee youu<3".
2: Deliberate misspellings: "hii babess yhuur so sexcee!"
3: Lack of proper punctuation. This can be seen above. The only punctuation used is an exclamation mark, and that is only used in situations which don't seem to require it.
4: Using MSN keyboard shortcuts in places where they won't display an emoticon: "omg ii luuuuve basshunter (8) now yhuur gone ii keep waiitin heeree by the phonee (8)"
Common features of this include:
1: Doubling up on vowels. Example: "ii lovee youu<3".
2: Deliberate misspellings: "hii babess yhuur so sexcee!"
3: Lack of proper punctuation. This can be seen above. The only punctuation used is an exclamation mark, and that is only used in situations which don't seem to require it.
4: Using MSN keyboard shortcuts in places where they won't display an emoticon: "omg ii luuuuve basshunter (8) now yhuur gone ii keep waiitin heeree by the phonee (8)"
The following is a sentence written entirely in Slutspeak.
"omg hiiiii ii lhuuuuve urban dictionariii its the bestoozz!! and speakiin of bestoozz shouts ouut to maii bestoo bexxah i luuuurve yhuu girl!!!! (8) shoppiiin on mondaii cant w8!!!! "
"omg hiiiii ii lhuuuuve urban dictionariii its the bestoozz!! and speakiin of bestoozz shouts ouut to maii bestoo bexxah i luuuurve yhuu girl!!!! (8) shoppiiin on mondaii cant w8!!!! "
Slutspeak by EdiblePencil September 1, 2010
Related Words
Slowseakow
person 1:Yo bro Broski did you hear about that slowseakow?
Person 2:yeah bro I saw him drinking holy water in the bathroom
Person 2:yeah bro I saw him drinking holy water in the bathroom
Slowseakow by Slowseacow June 9, 2020
Slowseakow
A Femboy that ERP's in high detail, this fool takes care to every detail in his ERP's. Like the wild creature he is, he is known for drinking holy water in bathrooms and banging your friends. If i was to every come across a Slowseakow I would run because he is not very fast. (at all)
Person 1: Woah woah woah don't fuq around with that dude (literally)
Slowseakow: Nah I can handle him
(A few months later)
Slowseakow: …I regret everything…
Slowseakow: Nah I can handle him
(A few months later)
Slowseakow: …I regret everything…
Slowseakow by BerryBoyyyy February 8, 2021
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