slobspeak

when someone doesn't care for his speech, or speaks in a lazy way, when he/she is mumbling

When Cockneys are talking, you can say it is slobspeak.

by LisiPisi December 31, 2013

Slutspeak

A style of typing used mostly by female chavs in the United Kingdom, Slutspeak can be found on social networking sites, in instant messaging conversations, and occasionally is even written on paper or walls. It looks somewhat unattractive.
Common features of this include:
1: Doubling up on vowels. Example: "ii lovee youu<3".
2: Deliberate misspellings: "hii babess yhuur so sexcee!"
3: Lack of proper punctuation. This can be seen above. The only punctuation used is an exclamation mark, and that is only used in situations which don't seem to require it.
4: Using MSN keyboard shortcuts in places where they won't display an emoticon: "omg ii luuuuve basshunter (8) now yhuur gone ii keep waiitin heeree by the phonee (8)"

The following is a sentence written entirely in Slutspeak.
"omg hiiiii ii lhuuuuve urban dictionariii its the bestoozz!! and speakiin of bestoozz shouts ouut to maii bestoo bexxah i luuuurve yhuu girl!!!! (8) shoppiiin on mondaii cant w8!!!! "

by EdiblePencil September 1, 2010

Slowseakow

A person who drinks holy water and is hated by most people

person 1:Yo bro Broski did you hear about that slowseakow?

Person 2:yeah bro I saw him drinking holy water in the bathroom

by Slowseacow June 9, 2020

smolspeak

Smolspeak (also known as babyspeak or toddlerspeak) is the act of intentionally misspelling things to give the impression that a small child wrote the message. It likely has its roots in the common misspellings of UwU speech.

Friend A: "Look at he smol hends!"
Friend B: "Could you stop with the smolspeak, please?"

by GarlekEmperor April 26, 2021

Slowseakow

A Femboy that ERP's in high detail, this fool takes care to every detail in his ERP's. Like the wild creature he is, he is known for drinking holy water in bathrooms and banging your friends. If i was to every come across a Slowseakow I would run because he is not very fast. (at all)

Person 1: Woah woah woah don't fuq around with that dude (literally)
Slowseakow: Nah I can handle him
(A few months later)
Slowseakow: …I regret everything…

by BerryBoyyyy February 8, 2021

Slowseakow

A very big cutie who is horny 24/7 and loves their gfs

Have you heard of Slowseakow ? The mega simp?

by Simpaas April 21, 2023

subspeakerism

to act of puking uncontrolably

She was using her subspeakerism disease as an excuse to get out of gym.

by aLLIE March 11, 2005