Slutspeak

A style of typing used mostly by female chavs in the United Kingdom, Slutspeak can be found on social networking sites, in instant messaging conversations, and occasionally is even written on paper or walls. It looks somewhat unattractive.
Common features of this include:
1: Doubling up on vowels. Example: "ii lovee youu<3".
2: Deliberate misspellings: "hii babess yhuur so sexcee!"
3: Lack of proper punctuation. This can be seen above. The only punctuation used is an exclamation mark, and that is only used in situations which don't seem to require it.
4: Using MSN keyboard shortcuts in places where they won't display an emoticon: "omg ii luuuuve basshunter (8) now yhuur gone ii keep waiitin heeree by the phonee (8)"

The following is a sentence written entirely in Slutspeak.
"omg hiiiii ii lhuuuuve urban dictionariii its the bestoozz!! and speakiin of bestoozz shouts ouut to maii bestoo bexxah i luuuurve yhuu girl!!!! (8) shoppiiin on mondaii cant w8!!!! "

by EdiblePencil September 1, 2010

shitspeak

A type of verbal communication that is so filled with lies and is so fueled by greed that it comes out like a fully-formed and continuous soft-serve turd.

United States Senator, Mitch McConnell, is our present day poster person for shitspeak since he can’t even open his mouth without a vile fart stench permeating the room.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 11, 2020

Slutspace

Slutspace: (noun) is defined as a promiscuous man/woman who accents either their sexually revealing tendencies thru myspace; Or who expresses a lack of physical restraint on myspace secretly. This species is indigenous to warm coastal & tropical regions where tanorexia & insecurities are common. However, sightings of the plastic species have also been reported inland.

slut sex promiscuous Slutspace

by TeeNick50 February 12, 2010

slutspect

That guy or girl you think you might wanna get things started with but there's a lingering suspicion that he/she has been around the block and that you could catch a dose as a result of pursuing romance with that individual.

Bro 1: Hey man, that girl is TIGHT, know anything about her?
Bro 2: Yeah I see what you mean but I heard things about her and i think she's a slutspect. Might wanna skip over that one if you know whats best for your junk.

by mateo hielo July 7, 2009

slutsteal

the original definition would be the stealing of ones slut. ANy event in which a persons slut, bitch, ho, skank, or prostitute is stolen. But this word can be used in any context. at any moment when someone is pissing you off they are a slutsteal. the past tense is slutstole and the future tense is a will slutsteal.

basic: wtf that was my fuckin slut, you slutsteal!
Past: sorry about having sex with your girlfriend, i totally slutstole you.

casual: wow i just kicked your ass in Madden you shit eating slutsteal.

by Nicholas L January 28, 2008

Slutsteak

An egregiously slutty and sweaty person. Alternatively, someone who is extremely slutty while being really loud, obnoxious, and otherwise large.

Dude, that Beth is such a slutsteak.

by ThePalagoon November 16, 2010

Shitspeaker

One who speaks shit all over the place. In a more kind manner, someone who never is right and seen by the public as a dumb, incompetent commenter. Usually encountered on forums.

This geezer was the biggest shitspeaker USA ever saw!

by BangUrMissus September 19, 2015