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slobkabob 

typically a college student. Someone who parties every weekend, skips class, doesn't shower often and lives a carefree lifestyle of hanging out all the time, getting drunk and high and hooking up with other slobkabobs
We realized the next day that between the four of us girls, we hooked up with 12 people last night. Including each other. We're such slobkabobs
slobkabob by slobkabob November 12, 2010
Words you can keep

slobknobbing 

When a woman performs oral sex to a man, and during this her mouth is salivating heavily on the penis.Intensive dripping wet blowjob.
Last night my girl was slobknobbing my cock!
slobknobbing by person with def August 6, 2009

Slob Kabob 

A term Kourtney Kardashian says way too often.
It's Slob Kabob central in here
Slob Kabob by kelsayy July 15, 2010
When you are in between relationship periods and fuck everything in sight but maintain your classy essence outside of your slut periods
Margret: So, my girl is a total slutkabob at parties.

Brett: I'd fuck a slutkabob.

Margret: so would my girl!
slutkabob by TerynItUp August 13, 2017

drunk slob kabob 

How Kim Kardashian described her brother Rob, and Kourtney's boyfriend Scott when they were belligerently drunk on their TV show.
OMG you're acting like a drunk slob kabob!
drunk slob kabob by arm&hammer February 20, 2010

slob kabob 

adj.,
commonly known as a extrememly messy kisser /also sloppy in the sac ..
"man, Talia is such a slob kabob,
you shouldve seen all the spit on Dereks face after they snogged."
slob kabob by beryy<3 July 17, 2009

blobkabob 

A lazy bum, who does nothing all day’
I’ve been such a blobkabob during quarantine ngl!
blobkabob by NinoB2005 July 1, 2020
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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