A totally hott girl who loves to go out and party. Most recognizable by her skinny body and huge boobs, she is often called a stick with boobs. Sob Kabob may get overwhelmed at times, but guys are more than happy to buy her drinks, especially when they hear her boyfriend just broke up with her! Boys drool over Sob Kabob. She probably belongs in Hollywood.

When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods