sloaner

An individual named or nicknamed Sloan, who's pleasure giving qualities make large numbers of people happy, sometimes simultaneously.

Dude i got the fattest sloaner from that powerpoint presentation on South Korea, Sloan really knew her stuff!

by sloanerking November 30, 2011

sloaner

A fag who tries to act hard.

Dude, You're such a sloaner.
You see that girl? she's makin me sloaner

by Bobby_Hill February 13, 2008

Sloaner

Make (something) more difficult or confusing by causing it to be more complex or Introduce complications in (an existing condition)

difficult to analyze or understand; "a complicated problem"

1. Do a sum 10 x 10 = 100 The right way

2. 1 + 9 + 40 / 2 x 4 = 100 The Sloaner way

by The Real Complicator September 14, 2011

Sloaner

Refers to the kind of person who likes to Slink off on their own. Combination of the words Slink and Alone.

Used to describe someone who abandons ship at the first opportunity. Similar to Rats leaving a sinking ship

Cannot believe you've changed jobs again. You are a complete sloaner

by BershamBackdoor April 7, 2021

Sloaner Boner

When you get a boner, handjob, or blowjob from someone named Sloan or Sloane or any sort of affialiation towards the word Sloan

Sloan- Im going to give you the best handjob ever
Joey- Hot. I've got such a Sloaner Boner right now

by Niggerpocalypse February 11, 2010

Sloaner

The process of being abhorrent in all manners of life, often drinking like an alchaholic, shirking lifes responsibilities and over indulgence in food to the point of obesity. A sloaner is a man with no prospects in life, stooped in an alchaholic slump and unable to realise the folly of their position in lifr.

Did you see Daniel? He's a sloaner for sure.

by Lara667389 August 13, 2025

Sloaner

When you get heavily erect from watching golf

Yo I got the biggest Sloaner

by Skibidi rizzler ad September 30, 2025