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When you get a boner, handjob, or blowjob from someone named Sloan or Sloane or any sort of affialiation towards the word Sloan
Sloan- Im going to give you the best handjob ever
Joey- Hot. I've got such a Sloaner Boner right now
by Niggerpocalypse February 10, 2010
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