slizzurd

adj.

being extremely drunk, the over-indulgence of alcoholic beverages, the inability to function while intoxicated.

vhvcjfr,chfymcjnedhmcghdv slizzurd!(man dude, im fuckin' slizzurd!) j,gcruftvugiufch.l,w (i hope you're driving.)

by 6a6yl0n May 28, 2009

Slizzard Bag

When getting Slizzard. You have a bag with key essentials afterwards. The bag consists of a sleeping bag, toothpaste, toothbrush, and a pillow

I packed my slizzard bag, im ready to go

by crazykay87 December 3, 2010

Slizzard Trifecta

The act of consuming alcohol to the definite point of intoxication 3 days in a row. Most commonly Thursday, Friday, and Saturday.

Dude Jon doesn't have class on Friday, I heard he is going for the slizzard trifecta

by Madtown Monstars March 10, 2011

get slizzard

getting drunk and/or high that you can hardly stand

Tonight I'm 'bout to get slizzard

by sosohood_nigga December 1, 2007

slizzard

A "dirty south" term for intoxicated

yo im slizzard from that drank

by clawkasion July 6, 2005

slizzard

Adj. - Completely intoxicated off sizzurp. Made famous in connection with its consumption in one's ride, which may well be a G6. Could very closely precede death, but will make you feel like a rockstar right up until then.

Protective Mother - “Son, stay away from that purple drank. It killed DJ Screw!”
Unheeding Son – “Yeah ma, but at least he went out slizzard.”

by thisonesfortrinkle December 12, 2011

slizzard

A state of high intoxication from alcohol.

Poppin bottles in the ice, like a blizzard
When we drink, we do it right, gettin' slizzard
Sippin' sizzurp in my ride (in my ride) like Three 6
Now I’m feelin' so fly like a G6

- Far East Movement, "Like a G6"

by FMTeam August 2, 2010