the theory of why birds shit all over everything so much.
the theory is that of you piss them off they will shit all over everything of yours and your neighbors.

Beth: i have this theory of why the birds are shitting all over everything; we cut down those trees and now they are pissed off at us.
mike: you should call it the theory of bird shitivity.

bird shitivity by Travis Seedil April 20, 2008

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slippibityboobitybabbahliyapitoslutammaritosinichinclyfagosniopisisyiostilytosisssybarskanviolsyninsaqerytxamniobariphobia

The fear of being barely slipping over onto a smaller than average Arabic baby while holding an Irish grown, but Slavic sold potato that you intended to put in a cauliflower and spinach salad while being gay and thinking a bout weak dogs on the ninth day from your asthmatic brothers birthday who is an exterminator with a brown ari (type of bird).

I cant cook for the baby i don't want to accidentally trigger my slippibityboobitybabbahliyapitoslutammaritosinichinclyfagosniopisisyiostilytosisssybarskanviolsyninsaqerytxamniobariphobia.

slippibityboobitybabbahliyapitoslutammaritosinichinclyfagosniopisisyiostilytosisssybarskanviolsyninsaqerytxamniobariphobia by 'Its free real estate' November 8, 2018

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Slactivity

The rate at which one does something but accomplishes little.

I called a lot of clients today but didn't actually speak to anyone. But when reports are run, my slactivity will be among the highest.

Slactivity by 8:30to5 December 7, 2010

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slactivity

a condition in which things are happening or being done slowly or aimlessly.

His life was brimming with slactivity.

slactivity by TimmasFella August 26, 2015

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