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Slonkied 

The act of getting completely wasted
Dude! we're gettin slonkied at that party tomorrow!

after 4 shots John was already slokied.
people who are fun to be around and hang out with but have no purpose what so ever in your life
why do i hang out with such slinkies
slinkies by grofizy September 20, 2009
Meth-heads and other assorted druggies that go up and down, up and down, up and down the stairs of apartment complexes all night long, like perpetual motion, making buys and then going on their way.
There goes another one headed up the stairs and back down like slinkies, I swear that's the twelfth slinky scorin' tonight! No wonder they can pay their rent!
slinkies by Papigringo May 30, 2007

Dirty Slinkie 

When a female lifts up a man's scrotum and licks his gooch hair.
Hey bro did you hook up with that girl?

"Yeah man it was awesome- She even gave me the ol' Dirty Slinkie!"
When yo girl or man tells you the date is off after the start time.
How was Brittney last night!

Dude, totally slinked me. We were supposed meet at 7, but she calls me at 7:15 saying she can't.
slinked by TheAonicMaster February 20, 2017
Slinkies are the people you have regular/reoccurring sneaky links with.
A: what are you doing?
B: hitting up one of my slinkies, I want some dick😏
Slinkies by Shneaky Linky122 April 2, 2021
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
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