When a man and a woman have just gotten out of the pool and they decide to have sex but his dick got wet in the pool so it is slimy
When we were at the rich kid's pool skinny dipping we were going to fuck on their patio table but he had a slimy potato so he fingered me with a pickle instead.
by Halfway43 April 7, 2015
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"Susan, I just found some potato turd slime from the potatoes you bought for last Thanksgiving and it stinks!"
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