slimekick

A sidekick who makes you feel unwell e.g. Michael Gove was Boris Johnson's slimekick during the UK EU referendum

The malevolent slimekick Gove confounded all by standing for the leadership of the Conservative Party.

by Johnny Doyle July 1, 2016

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Slimecicle

The cutest fucking guy in the whole world and dream smp who also happens to be some immortal god and has seen all.

Slimecicle has seen all. Slimecicle knows all.

by GoopyGum November 23, 2021

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A grizzly bear that used to overthrow governments for the CIA, but blew his own nose out doing too much cocaine. Was mudered by the clintons having witnessed bill and hilary up to no good with children.

Sidekick bear just got back from a secret mission in Bolivia

by Bearhoven June 11, 2019

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Sidekick Surprise

When you're having sex with your girlfriend from behind and you spit on her back so she thinks that you've already ejaculated so she turns around. Little did she know that you have secretly hidden your best friend in your closet as he's been watching and masturbating the whole time. You run towards the closet and open it and your best friend flips you for a standing 69. You both then bust in each other's faces as your girlfriend watches in confusion. You then proceed to walk away holding hands with your best friend, leaving your girlfriend behind as if nothing happened.

Yo! I Sidekick Surprised my girlfriend last night with Tron. It was epic.

by Tabaluchi March 17, 2010

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