slick brian

when you jizz into a dirty sock and then coerce your friend to pick it up. Additionally, the victim has the option of throwing the sock at the nearest third party

Brian: hey carl, wanna throw me that sock?
Carl: what that dirty one right there?
Brian: yeah that one
Carl: jesus fuck, is this sock full of jizz
Brian: wanna wipe, cause you just got a slick brian

by Greedy Fuck January 15, 2009

[slick brian]

when you jizz into a dirty sock and then coerce your friend to pick it up. Additionally, the victim has the option of throwing the sock at the nearest third party

Brian: hey carl, wanna throw me that sock?
Carl: what that dirty one right there?
Brian: yeah that one
Carl: jesus fuck, is this sock full of jizz
Brian: wanna wipe, cause you just got a slick brian

by asmithik January 8, 2009

Sick Brian

The worst kind of Brian in his altered form. A Sick Brian is like a Bad Luck Brian on steroids. He is a bummer to be around and is also very salty. There are only two cures: horse semen and duck butter.

Person 1. Hey Brian do you want to go to the movies?
Sick Brian. No dude, I'm sick.
Person 2. Man Sick Brian sucks!

by Concerned Roommates October 9, 2013

Long Island Brain Slice

Slang for a powerful street drug. It is a razor sharp crystalline chemical that you tuck under your eyelid. When it cuts your eyeball open it slips into your blood stream and directly into your brain. The high is terryfing. It takes all your greatest fears and insecurities and gives them teeth and arms, and then it locks you in a room with them from which you cannot escape. There is also a surprise at the end of the high.

You realize the face of god is somewhere inside your body, but you can't find it.. and it hates you.

Just when you can't take anymore.. you poop your mouth.

Long island brain slice is also known as god drug, cuddy cuddy, elmo, cat vaj, and funt.

by Bourbon & Apple Cider Vinegar October 30, 2014

brain on a stick

An intelligent person who lacks emotion or social skills.

David aced the GMAT's but at parties he's just a brain on a stick, standing in the corner pretending to examine the ficus.

by billg September 11, 2005