billg's definitions

lick the alphabet

Term coined by comedian Sam Kinnison, it refers to a method for performing cunnillingus that is very effective.

I had the greatest o ever while he was down there. When I asked him what he did, he said he licked the alphabet.

by BillG August 13, 2005

brain on a stick

An intelligent person who lacks emotion or social skills.

David aced the GMAT's but at parties he's just a brain on a stick, standing in the corner pretending to examine the ficus.

by billg September 11, 2005

verbal masturbation

When one speaks for solely the purpose of hearing their own voice.

Sue didn't want to talk with me, she was just practicing verbal masturbation.

by BillG July 17, 2005

organ donor

One who engages in any risky behavior (i.e. skydiving, motorcycling, etc.) without taking due precations and using proper safety equipment (i.e. a helmet).

Check out the dork on the 4-wheeler going over those ramps at 60, without a helmet!

by BillG July 20, 2005

M.O.D.

An 80's Hardcore band. M.O.D. was short for Method of Destruction.

Remember M.O.D.? I think they used to be a funny band.

by BillG July 20, 2005

Get The Plates

Phrase used when purchasing a car. Refers to telling the auto sales person that you are buying the vehicle and wish for him to go to the DMV to get the license plates.

This van is sweet, get the plates for me.

by BillG April 18, 2005

DMV

abbr.: Department of Motor Vehicles.

"I've been to hell and I spell it, I spell it DMV." - Primus

by BillG April 18, 2005