verbal masturbation

When one speaks for solely the purpose of hearing their own voice.

Sue didn't want to talk with me, she was just practicing verbal masturbation.

by BillG July 17, 2005

lick the alphabet

Term coined by comedian Sam Kinnison, it refers to a method for performing cunnillingus that is very effective.

I had the greatest o ever while he was down there. When I asked him what he did, he said he licked the alphabet.

by BillG August 13, 2005

nontourage

n. A group of undesirable sycophants.

The party was fun until Chris showed up with his nontourage.

by billg November 12, 2004

wack

1. Of low quality, not good, poor, etc.

2. Also used to mean the opposite of it's original meaning, like bad or shit is commonly used (i.e. Wow man, that's some bad moves ya got.). Upstate New York colloquial

That's new car o' yours is wack, how cool.

by BillG February 15, 2005

Get The Plates

Phrase used when purchasing a car. Refers to telling the auto sales person that you are buying the vehicle and wish for him to go to the DMV to get the license plates.

This van is sweet, get the plates for me.

by BillG April 18, 2005

organ donor

One who engages in any risky behavior (i.e. skydiving, motorcycling, etc.) without taking due precations and using proper safety equipment (i.e. a helmet).

Check out the dork on the 4-wheeler going over those ramps at 60, without a helmet!

by BillG July 20, 2005

brain on a stick

An intelligent person who lacks emotion or social skills.

David aced the GMAT's but at parties he's just a brain on a stick, standing in the corner pretending to examine the ficus.

by billg September 11, 2005