outside

When in prison: anything that does not involve the penal system.

When I get outside the first thing I'm going to do is have a rare t-bone steak, then I'm going to drink a beer and screw my girlfriend.

by BillG April 22, 2005

Get The Plates

Phrase used when purchasing a car. Refers to telling the auto sales person that you are buying the vehicle and wish for him to go to the DMV to get the license plates.

This van is sweet, get the plates for me.

by BillG April 18, 2005

nontourage

n. A group of undesirable sycophants.

The party was fun until Chris showed up with his nontourage.

by billg November 12, 2004

brain on a stick

An intelligent person who lacks emotion or social skills.

David aced the GMAT's but at parties he's just a brain on a stick, standing in the corner pretending to examine the ficus.

by billg August 31, 2005

lick the alphabet

Term coined by comedian Sam Kinnison, it refers to a method for performing cunnillingus that is very effective.

I had the greatest o ever while he was down there. When I asked him what he did, he said he licked the alphabet.

by BillG July 22, 2005

Sxc

Snazzy way to abbreviate stock exchange.(Stock eXCange).

My broker bought me GE, MCI, and ATT on the SXC.

by BillG May 02, 2005

organ donor

One who engages in any risky behavior (i.e. skydiving, motorcycling, etc.) without taking due precations and using proper safety equipment (i.e. a helmet).

Check out the dork on the 4-wheeler going over those ramps at 60, without a helmet!

by BillG July 04, 2005