sleepnap

When you intend to take a short nap before going to your hawt girlfriends house to hang out with her and her cats after work, but you forget to set an alarm and end up waking up around 10pm. Then you just go back to bed until the morning

was gonna come over, but got hit with a sleepnap! sorry :(

sleepnap by m-dogg May 1, 2023

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sleepfapnea

a condition when one masturbates in there sleep.

When I woke up in the morning my sheets were covered in semen and my dick was outside my underwear with my hand still on it. I have sleepfapnea

sleepfapnea by Slickrick32 October 18, 2014

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sleepnap • sleepnapia • Post[Post-Sleep Nap]Nap

sleepnapia

the act of consuming food in great quantity to the point of the eyeballs shutting down and closing for the afternoon.

Those five sloppy joe's really hit the spot. However, i can already feel the sleepnapia setting in.

sleepnapia by Sassafras2390 July 13, 2011

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Post[Post-Sleep Nap]Nap

A nap taken after a post-sleep nap, which is the first nap you take after waking up for the day.

My boy's boy had to hit that postpost-sleep napnap after he filled her tank with full leakage, no funny shit.

Post[Post-Sleep Nap]Nap by paigeprints May 25, 2026

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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