sleepchawking 

Unconcious and Non-Consentual Chawking that usually occurs in men with big dicks and can sometimes cause uncontrollable bleeding. Another phrase for this term is an "undercover male period" or "sharpening the pencil at midnight"...

me: I think I was sleepchawking last night.
person: why?
me: becuase my bedsheets were red and I have a massive penis.

sleepchawking by jordf June 11, 2022

Sleepchatting 

G-chatting as you are falling asleep, resulting in mostly incomprehsnsible half thoughts and many typos. Can also be seen on other chat / messaging applications.

Sleepchatting conversation:

3:33 AM Guy: have a good night
Girl: nihjy
Girl: night
typov
bvc im asleep
3:34 AM Guy: ha, k
3:35 AM Girl: uj hih
3:36 AM Guy: go to sleep

Sleepchatting by Sister of HRH,Queen of Heights June 4, 2009

sleepwhacking 

The act of masturbating in one's sleep.

Teenager: Mom, can you wash my sheets? I had another wet dream.

Mom: God Dammit, have you been sleepwhacking AGAIN?

sleepwhacking by the dirty liberal July 27, 2009

sleepcaking 

Sleepcaking is the act of baking, retrieving, and consuming cake(s) while in a deep sleep state. Warning signs are, but are not limited to:

Cake in sleep area with no known explanation of how it got there

Frosting on pillow

Excessive weight gain with no visible change in diet

Sleepcaking is rather disturbing for those not acquainted with it

sleepcaking by Lewistron January 14, 2011

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019