sleep shark

1. to short shrift sleep. Sleep sharking, like borrowing from a loan shark, carries a high future price in terms of morale, clarity, energy, and creativity.

2. sharking a sleeping woman. Sexual assault Japanese style.

1. I sleep sharked to meet the deadline but felt pessimistic and lifeless afterwards.

2. Sneaking up on the girl in Harajuku station, he sleep sharked her while his friend videotaped her startled reaction as she awoke realizing that someone had exposed her breasts.

sleep shark by Bruthzoo December 25, 2008

Sleep Debt Loan Sharks 

The forces that usually plague a person after he or she acquires a considerable sleep debt by sleeping very little (or not at all) for extended periods of time.

Sleep debt loan sharks may use schemes such as spontaneous microsleep, low cognitive capabilities, and (if the sleep debt is extraordinarily high) auditory and visual hallucinations, in order to make a person pay off his or her sleep debt.

As with regular loan sharks, sleep debt loan sharks can be staved off temporarily. In this case, it is through the use of psychostimulants, such as caffeine, amphetamines, ecstasy, cocaine, etc.

Edwin: Hey man, how 'bout you n' me go clubbin' tonight?

Godfrey: Nah man, them sleep debt loan sharks be keepin' me down. Gotta get me some sleep n' sh*t befo' I get real f*cked up.

Edwin: Yo man, two words: Coffee, biotch!

Sleep Debt Loan Sharks by Double A Tron April 3, 2011

Sheep and Sharks 

That Guy believes that everyone is either one of these two creatures. Sharks are winners and they don't look back 'cause they don't have necks. Necks are for sheep.

“Let's cut to the chase. There are two kinds of people: sheep and sharks. Anyone who's a sheep is fired. Who's a sheep?”

Sheep and Sharks by Lugs-o October 18, 2004

sheepshark 

A rabid underwater creature that looks like a shark covered in thick white wool except for his face, his fin, and his tail. He likes the shallow water and is often known to feed on human flesh.

Jesus Christ, it's a sheepshark! Run away!

sheepshark by crazy old man December 12, 2008