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Sleep fapnea

A medical condition whereas a human male doesn’t get enough air during sleeping so he involuntiarily begins to jack himself into the heavens
Helen found her husband on the edge of death, penis in hand, deep in the later stages of sleep fapnea.
Sleep fapnea by Johnny Luv1 June 7, 2018

Sleep Fapnea

Sleep Fapnea

1. Waking up to find that you are masturbating or have been masturbating in your sleep.

2. Being found unconcious with your penis in your hand.
Jesse "I woke up last night and i was bate-ing'

Cameron "Woah man, sounds like you have a bad case of sleep fapnea"
Sleep Fapnea by jarmezzz February 13, 2013

Sleep Fatnea 

a condition where an overweight person stops breathing during sleep because excess fat around their head.
My brother Don and his wife Bette suffer from Sleep Fatnea due to a high fat low fiber diet.
Sleep Fatnea by pamslam May 12, 2009

sleepfapnea 

a condition when one masturbates in there sleep.
When I woke up in the morning my sheets were covered in semen and my dick was outside my underwear with my hand still on it. I have sleepfapnea
sleepfapnea by Slickrick32 October 18, 2014

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026