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Load Shedding 

An action in which the South African government tortures their civilians by causing a black out on a daily bases varying from 1-5 hours. There are varies stages to load shedding if you have stage one you are very very lucky
e.g: Eskom is being a doos and starting load shedding again after 2 of our presidents promised it'd never happen again

sleading 

The act of reading a book while dozing off. Usually this is intentional, reading in order to fall asleep.
Bob spent the afternoon sleading outside on his porch swing.

bonzai sledding 

The act of backcountry sledding, during winter, in the woods, usually off trail, and often in the woods, where broken bones are common.
"Man I just went bonzai sledding with a bunch of suocers and I think I bruised my tail bone, and my pants grew a new bogina!"

"That's cool... you need a beer?"

"Yeah. Thanks."
bonzai sledding by Alpha_Tom November 12, 2008

Drunk Sledding 

When A snow day comes around and you want a little spark to sledding. Best when sledding 10 minutes after gulping down 10 shots of your favorite liquor. You wont feel a thing.
Yo, Were snowed in, lets get some Absolut and go drunk sledding!
Drunk Sledding by Abu and Antonella December 14, 2008

Night Sledding 

Ex 1- Trisha: Im going night sledding with my pops

Portia: You shouldn't name your dildos Trisha.
Night Sledding by Sarah C Cups December 31, 2012

Nose Sledding 

'I want to go sledding. In my snow. NOSE sledding.'
Nose Sledding by Klairwho March 12, 2009