slazza

a person with a muzza haircut who acts like a slut.

person 1 : look at her hair, its too muzza
person 2 : look at how low her top is and how high her skirt is
person 1 : what a slazza

by xxLOVE.MExx May 18, 2008

swazzaled

To be drunk, stoned, past your prime, etc, in a perpetual state of mind bogglingly organic bliss . Usually brought about from ingesting various substances after not shaving for 3 or more decades, the substances conglomerating in the facial hair and acting as an infinite supply of time released noxious fumes that permeate the nostrils 24 hours a day, 7 days a week.

Someone better take Wazza and put him to bed. He's been sniffing his own beard again. He's absolutely swazzaled.

by Vinny the Poohlet. December 18, 2011

Slizzard Bag

When getting Slizzard. You have a bag with key essentials afterwards. The bag consists of a sleeping bag, toothpaste, toothbrush, and a pillow

I packed my slizzard bag, im ready to go

by crazykay87 December 3, 2010

Slizzard Trifecta

The act of consuming alcohol to the definite point of intoxication 3 days in a row. Most commonly Thursday, Friday, and Saturday.

Dude Jon doesn't have class on Friday, I heard he is going for the slizzard trifecta

by Madtown Monstars March 10, 2011

Sazza G

The most laddish person alive. They are normally a massive gangster.

Look at that girl across there. She is one massive Sazza G.

by Sazza G December 19, 2011

get slizzard

getting drunk and/or high that you can hardly stand

Tonight I'm 'bout to get slizzard

by sosohood_nigga December 1, 2007

SLUZZA

sluzza is an easier way of saying slut. commonly used by bogans . its not necessarily a derogatory word unlike the word slut.

"how are ya mate?"
"good ya sluzza"

by jewdawgrube September 28, 2012