slaughter sides 

When the balance is so uneven between two teams such that noncompetitive game and a thorough defeat is virtually guaranteed. Usually used in a choose-up selection process where one captain picks players or selection is done by letter or number but the result is two unevenly matched teams. The term is used to demand a reselection of teams.

You guys can't have Pete and Max and Jake, them's slaughter sides.

slaughter sides by ponytrekker March 25, 2022

slaughter sides 

When the balance is so uneven between two teams such that noncompetitive game and a thorough defeat is virtually guaranteed. Usually used in a choose-up selection process where one captain picks players or selection is done by letter or number but the result is two unevenly matched teams. The term is used to demand a reselection of teams.

Hey, you can't have Jake and Max and Pete, them's slaughter sides.

slaughter sides by ponytrekker March 25, 2022

Slaughterside 

The act of killing murderers

“I think I might kill Ted Bundy bro.”
“Dude, you do know that’s slaughterside right?”

Slaughterside by holy backpack February 2, 2020