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slappyjam by Dr. Prazl June 22, 2018
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Happy Slappy Jam 

A kid-friendly word for male ejaculate procured through masturbatory efforts.
Person one: "I like to wibble the wubby and make my happy slappy jam."

Person two: "The fuck did you just say in front of my child?"
Happy Slappy Jam by Vorshack July 6, 2020

Slappamada 

The slapping of a madman, or the Marma slapping you.
Ima slappamada you!
Slappamada by SlappamadaMyGs February 13, 2019

Slapjamma 

1. a term of endearment or ridicule from a friend or enemy
2. a word Clevon continously thought was "snapjamma"
3. the password to Clevon's wireless network
1. That Slapjamma over there shit all over the bushes

What's happening, Slapjamma?
2. Clevon: What's the password to get on the wireless? Is it "snapjamma"?

Chibbles: No, for the one millionth time its SLAPJAMMA! You don't snap a jamma. You slap them.
3. Example evidenced in #2
Slapjamma by Nebtastic July 12, 2010

slappywag 

It can mean lots of things like... a penis, a jerk, a stupid person, or a common explative. It is a word invented by Peter Griffin
More beer you slappywag

Hold on to your slappywag!

Wad up you slappywag
slappywag by Nastynate August 3, 2004
When a guy cant stop mastubating, or having homosexual sex.
Lenny cant control his slappybag.
slappybag by vivians_hot December 17, 2006

slappycake 

A slpppycake occurs when you blow your load in your hand then slap your partner in the face.
I knew she was about to reach orgasm, as was I. She was so turned on, I pulled out, shot my wad in my hand, and gave her a slappycake. She came immediately...
slappycake by RoadKing August 15, 2006
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