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an excuse josef mariniello comes up with when he doesnt want to come to school after returning from the snow, mongoloid..

"Nah man, I cant come to school tomorrow and probably Wednesday, I have slapcheek" - Josef Mariniello

slapcheek by ass-boy July 19, 2010

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Slapcheese

The buildup that gets on your ballsack after multiple days of fucking and not showering.

I fucked that 2 dollar an hour Ugandan whore for three days straight, I had to scrape the slapcheese off of my nuts with a butterknife.

Slapcheese by Azrael Darkflame May 26, 2004

Related Words

Slap Cheeks • Slapcheese • Slap cheese day • Slavcheemsapheliac • clap cheeks • Slap the kitty • Sad Cheeks • sad cheekbone • slap cheddar • Slap Heed

Clapcheek

Clap-cheek, often spelled as one word, means to be snatched or look objectively attractive.

Girl, you so booty bouncing clapcheek!

Clapcheek by conorsimon August 10, 2024

Slavcheemsapheliac

Slavcheemapheliac. A medical term created for those who create false fantasies for someone else.

Example: a Slavcheemapheliac would create a false fantasy for a friend where they are into super weird things and claims them to be true, where in reality they don't like any of those things and actually disagree with all claims

you are a slavcheemsapheliac

Slavcheemsapheliac by Green of the Tea August 7, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

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endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026