slapcheek 

an excuse josef mariniello comes up with when he doesnt want to come to school after returning from the snow, mongoloid..

"Nah man, I cant come to school tomorrow and probably Wednesday, I have slapcheek" - Josef Mariniello

slapcheek by ass-boy July 19, 2010

Slapcheese

The buildup that gets on your ballsack after multiple days of fucking and not showering.

I fucked that 2 dollar an hour Ugandan whore for three days straight, I had to scrape the slapcheese off of my nuts with a butterknife.

Slapcheese by Azrael Darkflame May 26, 2004

Clapcheek 

Clap-cheek, often spelled as one word, means to be snatched or look objectively attractive.

Girl, you so booty bouncing clapcheek!

Clapcheek by conorsimon August 10, 2024