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Slapcheese

The buildup that gets on your ballsack after multiple days of fucking and not showering.
I fucked that 2 dollar an hour Ugandan whore for three days straight, I had to scrape the slapcheese off of my nuts with a butterknife.
by Azrael Darkflame May 26, 2004
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saancheese

A kool dude from Cali
"Wow saancheese said hi to me"
by thegreatest56 February 9, 2019
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saancheese

"saancheese a legend"
by thegreatest56 February 9, 2019
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dirty sancheese

While giving your gal some hot butt action, dip your forefinger into a jar of nacho cheese, paint a curlicued Mexican mustache on her upper lip, and yell, "Ole!"

That's a dirty sancheese.

Very classy.
Ben gave Amanda a dirty sancheese last weekend.

I hear she was so impressed, there's wedding bells in their future.
by scodder March 3, 2014
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slapcheek

an excuse josef mariniello comes up with when he doesnt want to come to school after returning from the snow, mongoloid..
"Nah man, I cant come to school tomorrow and probably Wednesday, I have slapcheek" - Josef Mariniello
by ass-boy July 19, 2010
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Slap Cheese

An expression that become popular in the American Midwest during the late 1800s meaning “the murder of a bastard child”.
In that era, “getting slapped” was a slang term used by lower class citizens for “getting killed” and “cheese” was used as an insult for children of, what late 1800s folk considered, whores. Older ways of making of cheese were considered disgusting and smelly by most so the child-shaming general public used it as an insult.
The combination of the two slang terms birthed the expression, “Slap Cheese”.
Holy shit, Phil! What is the corpse of a child doing bleeding all over the place in my house?”
“I’m sorry, Randy. I adopted him recently, but then I found out he was a bastard so I picked up a pool cue in my rage and did a messy Slap Cheese.”
“Next time do your research before you ruin my carpet.”
by Oh, Slurm? July 20, 2018
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Slap cheese day

Slap cheese day is where you hit cheese
by ELLO YALL ARE AWESOME AND AMZI November 1, 2019
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