What goes on in the Baggins Hobbit Hole behind closed circular doors.
Sam was kind of an indentured servant until he learned how to avoid using his teeth on Mr. Frodo during his "servitude" He was finally freed of his bondage but would live with the scars of the Frodo and Sam slam, as they called it in the shire.
After coming to orgasm from fellatio, sometimes with a mouthful of sperm, the one performing fellatio will sneeze. The mixture of snot and sperm on your penis is known as 'A Slimy Samoan'.
I had never heard of a Slimy Samoan until April had that cold last week. I looked it up on Urban Dictionary, and sure enough, it's called a Slimy Samoan.
The act of inserting a celluar device of any sort into the anal region of a significant other with the phone calling the ex boyfriend/girlfriend of said significant other
Me and Naomi did the Slimy Samantha yesterday and I couldn't tell if she was shitting or if it was her extalking