slampie

A female who gravitates to and gives sexual favors to lax bros.

Did you see Katherine under the bleachers with Nick after the lacrosse game?

Yeah, she's such a slampie.

by gothicflower August 06, 2011

Slampy

Slampy is an intersting term. It actually has two meanings.

1) A slant on a hill or a ramp

2) A person who is both slutty and trampy.

1) Don't fall down the slampy hill!

2) You're mom is very slampy.

by Heather and Lacey November 20, 2006

Slampie

The loose, possible STD infested vag of a slampig.

Yo I heard you nailed Sara, how was that?

Bad she had the nastiest slampie, that thing was so sloppy and I think I have herpes now.

by J. Neal May 21, 2008

Slampy

A skinny, lanky, bad-postured, tall man. (usually chopped)

"Ew, that guy is so slampy"
"IKR, he has a Squidward build"

by Om Hanan Susanne August 01, 2025