Shaq-Hammered Share definition Flag The result of drinking so much alcohol that if Shaquille O'neal drank the same amount with his extra large stature even he would be wasted. after 10 shots of Patron last night i was Shaq-Hammered and almost went home with that fat girl. Shaq-Hammered by B Mann March 2, 2009 Get the Shaq-Hammered mug.