scamazon 

Ordering an item on Amazon and claiming it never arrived to your home which results in a refund and you can keep the item.

How'd you get that grinder?

I scamazoned it.

scamazon by Arnie2016 May 16, 2016

scamazon 

the act of scamming amazon

Bro I just totally scamazonned this movie.

scamazon by howen luvr July 16, 2016

Scamazon 

The act of getting something for free from amazon. OR getting something for some unheard of price.
due to a mistake on their part. or perhaps they shipped you 2 SEIKO watches instead of 1.

Lisa: I noticed those new Maui Jims your wearing ....
Sam: Yea, Thanks to ScamAzon...

Lisa: Scamazon?

Sam : Yes Amazon phuqed up... got 2 pairs when I ordered yours,
Lisa: Sweet!

Scamazon by The.Sniper August 23, 2018

scamazon 

Because of almost extreme customer priority, Amazon can refund or replace an item if you say it didn't come, no questions asked. This has led to users of Amazon abusing said system, to receive a refund, or a replacement for an item that already came.

Person 1: Why do you have two laptops?
Person 2: Because I used my trusty friend, scamazon

scamazon by jomummy July 15, 2021

Scamazon 

Ordering an item on Amazon and claiming it never arrived to your home which results in a refund and you can keep the item.

How'd you get that grinder?

I scamazoned it.

Scamazon by qt0xy April 27, 2019

slamazon 

a girl that is taller than you, who you would, if given the opportunity, have sex with

Dude, I wanna pound that slamazon.

Last night I was at this party, and it was a Slamazon Rain Forest. I really thought I was gonna get my dick wet in the Slamazon River. Turns out, I just got my ass kicked and went home alone.

slamazon by Young Money 69 September 9, 2010

Spamazon 

1. The phenomenon observed in search engines, particularly Google, where the top search results are saturated with low-quality Amazon product listings, dubious review articles, or content from major publishers containing Amazon affiliate links, despite these sources often having little to no genuine experience with the products in question.

2. The frustration or disillusionment experienced by internet users when attempting to find authentic reviews or products, but instead encountering a barrage of seemingly sponsored Amazon content, affiliate-driven blog posts, or poorly rated Amazon products that have somehow made their way to the top of search results.

Person 1: "Hey, did you find a good coffee maker online yet?"
Person 2: "No, every time I search for one, I just get a bunch of Spamazon. Half the links are to shoddy products, and the other half are to 'review' sites that haven't even tried the stuff they're recommending!"

Spamazon by chickenmcfweeb October 20, 2023