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shamazon 

Typing up fake or sham reviews of any product to be found on Amazon.com, in order to mystify, ruin or simply amuse prospective purchasers.

Common entries completely redefine products (genre-wise) or reveal intrinsic plot lines or twists to spoil films, books, etc.
Mephistoles: "Hey, Rupert, What shall I write for this shamazon about The Sixth Sense?"

Rupert: "Tell them Bruce Willis dies at the end."
shamazon by Benito Incognito January 31, 2006
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slamazon 

a girl that is taller than you, who you would, if given the opportunity, have sex with
Dude, I wanna pound that slamazon.

Last night I was at this party, and it was a Slamazon Rain Forest. I really thought I was gonna get my dick wet in the Slamazon River. Turns out, I just got my ass kicked and went home alone.
slamazon by Young Money 69 September 9, 2010
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scamazon 

Ordering an item on Amazon and claiming it never arrived to your home which results in a refund and you can keep the item.
How'd you get that grinder?

I scamazoned it.
scamazon by Arnie2016 May 16, 2016
Word of the Day on April 25, 2019

Spamazon 

1. The phenomenon observed in search engines, particularly Google, where the top search results are saturated with low-quality Amazon product listings, dubious review articles, or content from major publishers containing Amazon affiliate links, despite these sources often having little to no genuine experience with the products in question.

2. The frustration or disillusionment experienced by internet users when attempting to find authentic reviews or products, but instead encountering a barrage of seemingly sponsored Amazon content, affiliate-driven blog posts, or poorly rated Amazon products that have somehow made their way to the top of search results.
Person 1: "Hey, did you find a good coffee maker online yet?"
Person 2: "No, every time I search for one, I just get a bunch of Spamazon. Half the links are to shoddy products, and the other half are to 'review' sites that haven't even tried the stuff they're recommending!"
Spamazon by chickenmcfweeb October 20, 2023

shamazing 

shazam + amazing, used as a descrptive word instead of awesome, amazing, great, good, or anything overused. Can also be changed into sha-fucking-mazing if it was really good.
shamazing by Julie January 16, 2004

scamazonning 

Getting free shipping through amazon by signing up for multiple free trials of amazon prime. This only works for people living in suburbs. This is because in many suburbs, town boundaries are not exact, and several different town names can be used in mailing addresses which won't cause the mail to be sent to the wrong place. Using the Philadelphia suburbs as an example, a piece of mail sent to XXXX Conestoga Road in ROSEMONT Pennsylvania will still be sent to the correct house if the town name is changed to GARETT HILL, BRYN MAWR, RADNOR, VILLANOVA, ST. DAVIDS, or ITHAN.

So here's how it works. Amazon gives a free 1 month trial of Amazon Prime (with free 2 day shipping) to all new users. Simply sign up for your first one, but don't add more than one card to the account. In the meantime, change the town name on your other cards and order new ones with your name printed on them in different ways (middle name, no middle name, nickname, full first name, etc.). When your first free trial expires, sign up for a new account with a different email address, username, and a different card. Because your name and address are different, amazon won't figure out that you are the same person. Keep doing it until you are out of credit cards, town names, or variations on your name.
A man named George Herbert Walker Bush wants to do some online shopping, without paying for shipping. So he decides to start scamazonning. He signs up for an Amazon account with a free trial of Amazon Prime, with a card that says GEORGE BUSH. He then changes the name of the town he lives in on all of his other credit and debit cards, and has his other cards printed up to say GEORGE W BUSH, GEORGE H BUSH, GEORGE H W BUSH, GEORGE HERBERT WALKER BUSH, G BUSH, G W BUSH, G H BUSH, G H W BUSH, and GEO BUSH. After each trial expires, he signs up for a new account with a different card, utilizing a different free yahoo email account. He is thus able to extend the 1 month free shipping to 9 months.
scamazonning by schnappoulop October 17, 2012

Slamazon 

The part of the e-commerce website Amazon that specialises in selling Space Jam related merchandise.
"Howard where the hell where you? Horse surgery is a two-person job. You know that."
"Sorry honey. I was busy shopping on Slamazon."
Slamazon by jockerty April 1, 2019
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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
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pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
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A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
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