skyshiting

Taking an emergency shit while skydiving. When you gotta go, you gotta go.

I wasn't expecting to go skyshiting when I jumped from the plane. First time I shit my pants in years.

by UnicornRainbowtits February 11, 2025

Skywriting

n. The process of expelling a fart while traveling on a crowded escalator.

Steve was skywriting all day at the mall after his lunch of beans and rice.

by acwest December 31, 2009

Skywriting

Similar to cropdusting, it is when one emits farts intermittently while walking in front of others, many time accompanied by sporadic noises.

man, that old guy is skywriting in front of us, everytime he steps he farts at us...ewwww

by Jeff R July 20, 2008

Skywriting

An act of flatulence which occurs whilst running long distances; thereby leaving a several mile long pungent smoke trail in your wake.

Dave: What is that smell?
Jamin: It must be Matt, skywriting
Dave: That is foul! Maybe that is how he is so good, because he poisons all the other runners behind him!

by semenhampus May 2, 2011

Skywriting

When someone’s true feelings or intentions are extremely obvious, regardless of their attempts to disguise them. It's as easy for everyone to see as if they were writing it in the sky.

"He wants to act like he doesn't like her, but he's skywriting."

"Okay girl, just keep skywriting how insecure you are."

by dealt a ruin September 7, 2025