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skunk funk 

The lavish aroma of smegma (a cheesy substance beneath the foreskin of an uncircumcised penis).

In exaggerated cases, the odor of the "skunk funk" can be life threatening due to bacteria from a yeast infection(which has symptoms that include redness, swelling, and a pasty discharge).
1.
Girl(1):so how was it last night with Ryan?
Girl(2): eh, I'd rather not talk about it...
Girl(1): why, whats wrong?
Girl(2): after going down on Ryan i...
Girl(1):you what?
Girl(2): I ended up with the worst case of skunk funk breath!
Girl(1): Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!

2. "doctor i think i might need some antibiotical cream for my skunk funk..its really putting a damper on my sex life"
skunk funk by roo bear! June 19, 2006
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Spunk Funk 

The funky, unique smell that emits from any towel, rag, sock, ect.... being used for the continuous accumulation of old crusty sperm during the act of masturbation.
This crusty hand towel smells like "SPUNK FUNK"..... Probably because I've been nutting in it for over a month.
Spunk Funk by rug dude August 6, 2012

Spunk funk 

The act of eating your own semen from your woman’s vagina generally 2 -3 days later on a hot summer day.
I can’t go see the movie tonight. It’s spunk funk night. Can’t wait to see how I taste before call of duty.
Spunk funk by Spunkfunk May 29, 2023

stunk the funk 

A person or thing that exudes on exceptionally bad or putrid odor...maybe due to bad body odor, non bathing or both and may leave a lingering aftersmell.
The smell may make you gag and feel physically ill.
Minerva: Girl...that guy who tried to buy us drinks was just gross.
Amy: Ugh.....yes....he stunk the funk!

Bob: Dude, don't go in the men's room....I just went in and it stunk the funk!

Ruben: Ewww....your car seats stunk the funk in this heat....open a window. Now I'm gonna smell....it's worse than smelling like Ass!

skunkfucker 

Derogatory term for a furry.

This word originated in the late 1970s or early 1980s. Among the science fiction and fantasy fandoms of the time, furries were known for creating both visual and written pornography depicting animal characters (both humanoid and non-humanoid), and their favorite species to sexualize--those considered the most "sexy" to furries--included skunks and foxes.

A less popular deviation of this term with the same meaning is "foxfucker."
Those no-good skunkfuckers should throw away their fursuits, move out of their mothers' respective basements, and get jobs.
skunkfucker by Mr. Wiggly March 31, 2004

skunkfuck 

A person who smells like the ass you shit out of. They have no idea that they smell this bad, nor do they care. They eat your food and soil your house. Their stentch remains WHEREVER they go.
Girl 1: What's that god awful smell ?
Girl 2: Ughh thats the smell of skunkfuck coming near. Run for the hills !
skunkfuck by Ashley !!!! April 10, 2006

SkunkMunks 

SkunkMunks or SKMK is a viscous gang out of central Massachusetts. Members of the gang have been known to smoke mad weed and hate DSG. They are represented by the color orange.
SkunkMunks are jumping DSG.
SkunkMunks by Jon McCarthy April 29, 2008
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