Skeeds 

Someone who thinks he is Dean Winchester when in reality he has been Sam all along.

Also has a small penis.

That Skeeds is such a bitch.

Skeeds by Big Cody September 12, 2016

behind the seeds 

Being high in disney world
Origin: myth that pot is grown in the disney greenhouses which can be seen during the "Behind the Seeds Tour"

Lauren was behind the seeds at Cinderella's castle.

behind the seeds by USA2013 November 30, 2013

They Tried to Bury Us; but, They Didn’t Know We Were Seeds 

They Tried to Bury Us but They Didn’t Know We Were Seeds — the battle cry of minority communities across America that explains the reasons they flourish in spite of: racism, gerrymandering, systematic oppression, and initial poverty.

Don’t you know that if you bury a seed it will put down roots and grow stronger.

Message to The Republican Party from the minority communities of America: They Tried to Bury Us; but, They Didn’t Know We Were Seeds. The more you oppress us; the stronger we will become.

They Tried to Bury Us; but, They Didn’t Know We Were Seeds by Mind Hunter the Profiler September 4, 2023

Skeedo 

The skin-tight lycra-spandex suits worn by ski racers during races and sometimes, unfortunately, after the race on the slopes with the rest of us.
It looks too much like the speedo swimsuits favored by Eurotrash on the beaches to be taken seriously anyplace but at a ski race.

Fine for racing (as are speedo shorts) but not ok for normal skiing.

Dude, did you see that guy blow past me wearing a skeedo? There must be a race today.

Ya. I'd wear one too but it would make my junk look to big.

Skeedo by Ole the Logger March 12, 2013

Put sunflower seeds in your pockets 

A statement of extreme disgust toward someone. Popularized during the 2022 Russo-Ukrainian War by a Ukrainian woman telling a Russian soldier to put seeds in his pockets so flowers grow once he dies.

You are occupants, you are fascists! What the fuck are you doing on our land with all these guns? You should put sunflower seeds in your pockets so that they will grow on Ukranian land after you die.

Put sunflower seeds in your pockets by D_l_b February 28, 2022

freedom seeds 

Bullets

This weekend we went to the gun range and planted freedom seeds into the hillside

freedom seeds by Ampallang January 3, 2018

seeds of bail

Thoughts that creep into your head expressing a desire to not attend an event that you previously agreed to attend.

John: I'm thinking maybe I'd rather just stay home than go to the party tonight.
Jane: The seeds of bail have been planted!

seeds of bail by Gardener of Bail July 31, 2011