skober 

An altered state of mind that seems normal to those who can't stay sober.

when you reach a point in life that to feel sober you need a beer and a blunt.

Here come the Pigs, Everybody act Skobër!

skober by SmokaOne September 5, 2004

boy sober 

not talking to a boy,talking about boys, or dating a boy

Ella Kate: Did you talk to Derick about yalls relationship?
Isabella: no, I told him I was boy sober.

boy sober by aly$$a_ November 2, 2017

Soberfication 

When one abruptly loses their alcohol-induced inebriation due a shock of cold temperature upon going outdoors, causing an immediate sobering effect; similar to drinking three black coffees.

Travis stepped outside after a full afternoon and night of drinking massive quantities of strong beers and dining on delicious Southern BBQ only to experience immediate soberfication.

Soberfication by bluesandbarbq November 7, 2011

Shober 

A shober is the same as a shibe or shiba inu. They use the power of doge memes to mind control all humans into doing their bidding. They like to go "bork" a lot and some say they started the memes.

Look at the cute shober in the distance! Wait, why does he have a guy on a leash?

Shober by kbyefornow November 7, 2018

Sober Sleepover 

The point in a relationship when you are officially dating someone even if you haven't had the 'are we dating' conversation. Several drunken sleepovers may have occured at this point but once a Tuesday rolls around, you watch a movie together, and have a alcohol free sleepover...you are dating.

Ben: How are things with Julie? You've been hanging out a ton. Are you all dating yet?
Rich: Good, but no way we've only hung out 3 or 4 times.
Ben: Have you had a sober sleepover?
Rich: Um...yeah.
Ben: Dude, you're totally dating.

Sober Sleepover by bhl1677 December 10, 2009

Sobernormativity 

Sobernormativity is the anti-drug belief that sobriety is the norm and therefore the only acceptable way of life. Proponents of sobernormative lifestyles will often drink at parties, only to judge someone else for smoking up or doing harder drugs.

Sobernormativity is associated with sobriety, losers, boredom, and the fact that too many people are in jail for wanting to have fun.
Sobernormativity is also known as an antonym to soberphobia.

Frank: I got busted for pot possession while driving through Mississippi!
Siavash: What a fucking sobernormative state!

Frank: Yeah, I bet the cop was a supporter of sobernormativity.
Siavash: Let's go to San Fran and take acid since they're not as sobernormative there.
Some Loser: Sobernomativity is social construct made to protect you! Everyone should always be sober and blah blah blah blah blah, because I haven't tried drugs and I don't know what I'm missing out on.

Sobernormativity by Siaman February 3, 2015

sober patch 

The point of drunkedness where you are so drunk that you believe you are sober.

Person A: Guys, I think we've had a lot to drink.
Person B: nah man....you've just hit your sober patch.

sober patch by nycanuck April 16, 2013