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A person who is too proud of being skinny.
I gotta admit, I can be a skleet sometimes.

Jen: hey guys! How's work out going?
Girls: it's ok
After Jen leaves.

Girls: everyone knows she's skinny. She doesn't have to be a skleet about it.
skleet by pythonparanoia November 15, 2013
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noun-
1.) when God decides you suck and skeets on you, this of course coming down in precipitation, such as sleet. hence the name: skleet
tommy and kyle must have pissed off god the night before because during their golf match God skleeted all over the raiders
skleet by kbreez May 8, 2007
Skleet has 2 meanings. 1; The act of passing a fecus. 2; The act of skeeting in an extremely cold place, i.e. , Alaska- thus creating 'sleet' like skeet, creating skleet. Also a verb.
1;Dude, I was banging this cashier in a meat freezer, and I skleeted all over her face! 2; I sat down on the toilet and skleeted, toally unexpected! Man that was the bloodiest fecus ever!
Skleet by Grady123 February 2, 2008
a skleet is a person who you have relashins wit onna low
Vanessa, "aint you and Jay datin?"
Destiny, " nah tha nigga jus my lil skleet don tell no one🤭."
Skleet by mariahhhh._ December 27, 2022

Lil Skleet 

(Lil Skleet) is currently a unknown but hopefully soon to be a new rapper //Lil Skleet is taken out the rap names
He near if you see( NøøNE )tagged some where
Lil skleets music is pretty neat
Lil Skleet by Lil Skleet September 29, 2018

bartle skeet 

You can't have a day at the track with out a ice cold can of bartle skeet.
bartle skeet by Bartle Skeet November 13, 2017

Bartle Skeet 

Another Word for Mountain Dew, drink of the gods. The origin of this word is unknown but it sure is fun to say. Also sometimes called Mountain Bartle Skeet. Most often used by hicks or rednecks.
Person 1: Pass me an Ice cold can of Bartle skeet.
Person 2: But Mountain Dew gives you kidney stones.
Person 1: I want my BARTLE SKEET!
Bartle Skeet by Mikey Jeff November 16, 2017
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