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To be paranoid while under the influence of methamphetamine. It usually is cause by suffering from meth psychosis, a lack of sleep.
I hadn't slept in days and got really skitched when I saw a car I didn't recognize parked down the street. I was SUE that they were cops.
Skitched by Nutsack McCluskey June 11, 2006
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To be paranoid while under the influence of methamphetamine. It usually is cause by suffering from meth psychosis, a lack of sleep.
I hadn't slept in days and got really skitched when I saw a car I didn't recognize parked down the street. I was SUE that they were cops.
Skitched by Nutsack McCluskey June 11, 2006

skitcher 

A skater (inline speed bearing rollerblade type) that "hitches" a ride from a motor vehicle, often in traffic, by skating parallel to the vehicle and catching hold of it (usually by the rear fender, fin, bumper, etc.), hence the term skitcher, a "skater" who "hitches" a ride!

This is a very dangerous maneuver and should only be attempted by a seasoned expert skater - it is also illegal to perform on a public thoroughfare and a skater skitching in traffic could be ticketed and fined if observed by an officer of the law.
I turned the corner and saw that the skitcher had switched from the garbage truck to a faster moving delivery van as it quickly threaded through the midtown traffic, and then they were gone - he was skitching his way back uptown!
skitcher by skitcher1 December 28, 2010

Skitches 

A word used to desbribe skanky bitches.
All those Skitches think they should dress up like Snooki for Halloween!
Skitches by hmw0250 October 9, 2010
#1. An imaginary word that J-Lowe created

#2. Twitchy Skin
Your twins are skitchen!
Skitchen by Jlowe03 December 25, 2008

switchem 

When you put a finger in your mouth and and a finger and your ass and then you switchem’
Ken asked Larry if he wanted to play switchem
switchem by Larry256 April 13, 2018