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To be paranoid while under the influence of methamphetamine. It usually is cause by suffering from meth psychosis, a lack of sleep.
I hadn't slept in days and got really skitched when I saw a car I didn't recognize parked down the street. I was SUE that they were cops.
Skitched by Nutsack McCluskey June 11, 2006
To be paranoid while under the influence of methamphetamine. It usually is cause by suffering from meth psychosis, a lack of sleep.
I hadn't slept in days and got really skitched when I saw a car I didn't recognize parked down the street. I was SUE that they were cops.
Skitched by Nutsack McCluskey June 11, 2006

skitcher 

A skater (inline speed bearing rollerblade type) that "hitches" a ride from a motor vehicle, often in traffic, by skating parallel to the vehicle and catching hold of it (usually by the rear fender, fin, bumper, etc.), hence the term skitcher, a "skater" who "hitches" a ride!

This is a very dangerous maneuver and should only be attempted by a seasoned expert skater - it is also illegal to perform on a public thoroughfare and a skater skitching in traffic could be ticketed and fined if observed by an officer of the law.
I turned the corner and saw that the skitcher had switched from the garbage truck to a faster moving delivery van as it quickly threaded through the midtown traffic, and then they were gone - he was skitching his way back uptown!
skitcher by skitcher1 December 28, 2010

Skitches 

A word used to desbribe skanky bitches.
All those Skitches think they should dress up like Snooki for Halloween!
Skitches by hmw0250 October 9, 2010
#1. An imaginary word that J-Lowe created

#2. Twitchy Skin
Your twins are skitchen!
Skitchen by Jlowe03 December 25, 2008

switchem 

When you put a finger in your mouth and and a finger and your ass and then you switchem’
Ken asked Larry if he wanted to play switchem
switchem by Larry256 April 13, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
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womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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