Mike pcked up this girl at a bar She was so happy to be with such a popular guy that she cell phnone tape them fooling around and posted it on the internet Well Mike's wife found out If you are popular and hook up woth you mistess don't get buble'd
(pronounced 'booblay')
When you're very drunk and accidentally poo yourself: As noted in the case of a drunk tramp I once saw with his trousers half-down and poo bubbling out of him whilst he lay there.
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Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.