Shirked
Shirked by Scherrlock February 18, 2017
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Shirked • Sharked • shirted • Shicked • Sherked • shirker • stirked • Sharked 'em • Sharked it • Sharked Up
Purple-shirted eye-stabber
The most cleverly disguised criminal in the history of the world. That is, the world created by Cyanide & Happiness.
Usually wears purple shirts, sometimes multiple as a disguise.
Usually wears purple shirts, sometimes multiple as a disguise.
1: "Argh, the purple-shirted eye-stabber!"
2: "Relax dude, it's just a Halloween costume"
1: *leaves*
2: *Takes of purple shirt to reveal another purple shirt*
2: "Relax dude, it's just a Halloween costume"
1: *leaves*
2: *Takes of purple shirt to reveal another purple shirt*
Purple-shirted eye-stabber by NightWind November 8, 2010
Shirker Bandit
Traditionally when some not only gets out work but then lays it on you - a good old flim-flam man. It now extends to any masterof the jiggery pokery, who shirks work and then does a runner leaving you to pick up the pieces.
They are sharp tools.
They are sharp tools.
Ross: Hey Sharman, don't you need to finish the GAS brief?
Sharman: I'm being transferred man, you'll have to take it all over, now I'm off to lunch!
Ross: You are the Monarch of Shirker Bandits!
Wicky, that small pirate, managed to get out of that markets work and now I need to finish it! What a Shirker Bandit!
Sharman: I'm being transferred man, you'll have to take it all over, now I'm off to lunch!
Ross: You are the Monarch of Shirker Bandits!
Wicky, that small pirate, managed to get out of that markets work and now I need to finish it! What a Shirker Bandit!
Shirker Bandit by The Merz May 4, 2010
Sharked
Ex 1. That guy just sharked the girl at the drink machine.
Ex 2. Don't go to Japan. My mom got sharked 3 times while she was over there.
Ex 2. Don't go to Japan. My mom got sharked 3 times while she was over there.
Sharked by PalePumpkinHead March 31, 2008
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