by Scherrlock February 18, 2017
Get the Shirked mug.The act of a female performing fellatio upon a male while taking a dump. Similar to a blumpkin except the female is shitting, not the male.
Male: "Hey Doll, why are you eating so much fiber?"
Female: "Meet me in the bathroom in 30 and I will shirken the shit out of you and me, Stud!"
Female: "Meet me in the bathroom in 30 and I will shirken the shit out of you and me, Stud!"
by Kwatter June 24, 2014
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The most cleverly disguised criminal in the history of the world. That is, the world created by Cyanide & Happiness.
Usually wears purple shirts, sometimes multiple as a disguise.
Usually wears purple shirts, sometimes multiple as a disguise.
1: "Argh, the purple-shirted eye-stabber!"
2: "Relax dude, it's just a Halloween costume"
1: *leaves*
2: *Takes of purple shirt to reveal another purple shirt*
2: "Relax dude, it's just a Halloween costume"
1: *leaves*
2: *Takes of purple shirt to reveal another purple shirt*
by NightWind November 8, 2010
Get the Purple-shirted eye-stabber mug.Traditionally when some not only gets out work but then lays it on you - a good old flim-flam man. It now extends to any masterof the jiggery pokery, who shirks work and then does a runner leaving you to pick up the pieces.
They are sharp tools.
They are sharp tools.
Ross: Hey Sharman, don't you need to finish the GAS brief?
Sharman: I'm being transferred man, you'll have to take it all over, now I'm off to lunch!
Ross: You are the Monarch of Shirker Bandits!
Wicky, that small pirate, managed to get out of that markets work and now I need to finish it! What a Shirker Bandit!
Sharman: I'm being transferred man, you'll have to take it all over, now I'm off to lunch!
Ross: You are the Monarch of Shirker Bandits!
Wicky, that small pirate, managed to get out of that markets work and now I need to finish it! What a Shirker Bandit!
by The Merz May 4, 2010
Get the Shirker Bandit mug.The bitch smirked at the quadriplegic attempting to reach the soup cans on the high shelf of the grocery store.
by Ghouligan July 24, 2016
Get the Smirked mug.Ex 1. That guy just sharked the girl at the drink machine.
Ex 2. Don't go to Japan. My mom got sharked 3 times while she was over there.
Ex 2. Don't go to Japan. My mom got sharked 3 times while she was over there.
by PalePumpkinHead March 31, 2008
Get the Sharked mug.A 'Shirker' is someone who doesn't do much work or none at all. To avoid or neglect (a duty or responsibility).
by StixMania February 24, 2009
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