skimpo
Pronounced “Skim-p-oh”. A declaration of pure joy, love, and happiness when with a loved one when words just aren’t enough.
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Simpopotamus
- A fatty, shiney shiney, closeted, egghead ginger who repeatedly drops his rent money on Belle Delphine Merch in a futile attempt to become her boyfriend. - A Simpopotamus may present himself as a feminist who respects women, but treats most women like sex objects. -A Simpopotamus may also become a financial drain on those around him, making the Beautiful Princess Aubrey pay his bills out of pity.
See also: Michael Tyler Kittrell; CopperCab
See also: Michael Tyler Kittrell; CopperCab
God_Emperor_Trump: Wow, this Simpopotamus actually thinks throwing money at E-girls gives him some sense of ownership over them.
Brian Keener: Yeah, pretty soon this Simppo will be throat-hugging sausage just to finance his simping addiction. It’s quite sad really.
Brian Keener: Yeah, pretty soon this Simppo will be throat-hugging sausage just to finance his simping addiction. It’s quite sad really.
Simpopotamus by TheClownCornbread October 22, 2020
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Swimporrhaphobia
The fear of aliens anatomically similar to worms coming into your room at exactly 12:32 AM and handing you a grilled cheese sandwich. People typically get over this fear by lighting torches while they sleep.
Person 1: Why did you have torches lit in your room at midnight last night?
Person 2: I'm sorry, but I suffer from a chronic case of swimporrhaphobia.
Person 2: I'm sorry, but I suffer from a chronic case of swimporrhaphobia.
Swimporrhaphobia by The Swimporrhaphobics August 6, 2016
simposium
Emily went to the simposium yesterday to discuss her unrequited love of Charles
Yo, look at that simposium over there
Yo, look at that simposium over there