Skipzophrenia 

The medical inability to allow a music playlist to run it's course without skipping many tracks every few songs. Widely acknowledged by doctors to be a natural signal that you need to invest in new music/lay off the juice.

One man to another:

Man#1 "Woah man, your msn keeps changing what song you're on every 3 seconds. My eyes are beginning to hurt."''

Man#2 "I'm sorry . I just can't seem to settle on any one song anymore, I think I'm developing skipzophrenia."

Man#3 "Dude, you need to get some new music. Want the latest prodigy album?"

Skipzophrenia by />/ //\/<^/\/ May 14, 2009

skidsophrenia 

A hacking disorder in which a hacker hacks too "hard" leading into a breakdown in which his thoughts, emotions, and behavior go on a hacking frenzy.

"hey dudeeee... that guy I think has skidsophrenia.. such a skiddddd"

skidsophrenia by MCLegend May 13, 2014

Shitzophrenia 

Multiple shit personalities.

Are you an angry shitter? Do you find yourself expressing multiple personalities while emptying your bowels? You may be suffering from shitzophrenia.

Shitzophrenia by Wsop01 February 15, 2010

shizophrenia 

you spelled schizophrenia wrong retard...

actually i spelled it wrong first too...

me: hey is it....shizofenia? shisophrenria?

shizophrenia?

larry the lobster: schizophrenia....

shizophrenia by Kay Ay Zee Eye August 19, 2010

Phone skitzophrenic 

When one acts like a completely different person to who they really are when talking to someone on the phone i.e. their parents.

Guy 1: "Hey dude should we go to that bar tonight and get blazed?

Guy 2: "Hell yeah!"

'Phone rings'

Guy 1: "Oh shit it's my mom. (Answers phone) - Hey mommy, ya everything is just fine, I'm just at the movies with a friend. I'll see you later. Love you."

Guy 2: "Dude, you are totally a phone skitzophrenic."

Phone skitzophrenic by Soljaaaah January 17, 2010

Shitzophrenia 

A shit which can turn from solid to liquid, or vice versa, without warning.

My sister did a hard shit, then a sloppy shit....reckon she is suffering from shitzophrenia

Shitzophrenia by Dave Bryan March 25, 2013

Shitzophrenia 

When you have to take such a mean shit it whispers to you subconsciously to take a shit.

Damn bro, that Tacobell has me with a fierce case of shitzophrenia.

Shitzophrenia by jiro_zer0 March 9, 2022