skerewed

A censored version of screwed used by intellectuals in bad situations. Created in 2020 by a verified lexicographer.

person 1: oh no, i didnt turn in my homework

person 2: hah you're so skerewed

by noiamnotalexicographer April 13, 2020

skrewed

the cool{no, not ‘kool’ or the sickening ‘kewl’} way to spell ‘screwed’, as well as how ’twas korrectly spelled in Old English (what with its Germanic routes). The letter ‘c’ should be reserved more for an ‘s’ sound (as in ‘Cici's Pizza’, proper-noun ‘Scion’, as well as when in concert with another letter to denote a new sound all its own: ‘bitch’, ‘charge’, ‘chagrin’, and German ‘ich’ or the proper-noun ‘Loch Ness Monster’).

See also: screwed, skrew, screw

Yep, you’re pretty-much skrewed alright, I’m ’fraid to confirm.

by Victor Van Styn September 5, 2005

skrewed

1) fifteen year old girl (as of december 2004) who has too much work
2) jenni

the girl has too much work, she is skrewed

by max December 9, 2004