A male who's skeet generally comes in excessively large portions and causes the receiving female to have to spend a good amount of time cleaning herself off.
Male 1: Hey John came out of the bedroom like ten minutes ago but Jane is still in there. What's up with that?
A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2million.