skeetmaster 

A male who's skeet generally comes in excessively large portions and causes the receiving female to have to spend a good amount of time cleaning herself off.

Male 1: Hey John came out of the bedroom like ten minutes ago but Jane is still in there. What's up with that?

Male 2: He must be a skeetmaster.

Male 1: Oh that makes sense.

skeetmaster by Tits_McGee_ July 21, 2009

skeettastrophy 

1.When you're having some great sex then you nut in under 5 min.
2.When you pull out but not enough and a spec of skeet gets in the hoe's pussy.
3.When masterbating and you shoot a load on your face,jeans,and or hair

1.Girl:Yea it started off real good but when we hit 2 mins. that that noodle dick cumed all over,now i think i'm pregnent.What a skeettastrophy i'm in.
2:Girl:Yea it started off real good but when we hit 2 mins. that that noodle dick cumed all over,now i think i'm pregnent.What a skeettastrophy i'm in.
3:Ohhh yea no one can beat it like me ahh(squirt) Oh shit my eyes it burns why me lord i'm always suffering in these skeettastrophys.

skeettastrophy by 1hitwonder January 9, 2008

sweatmaster

A very hot and attractive girl, often quite feisty who while in the process of working out sweats profusely. Often seen at one's local gym, on the treadmill, or doing a turbo-kickboxing class.

"Damn girl, you're such a sweatmaster. Watch wear you're swinging your arms."

"Hey sweatmaster! Don't forget to wipe down that machine. You're cute, but still."

sweatmaster by grasshopper2 February 26, 2010

skeetbuster 

Human with the involentary action of ones skeet and then while doing it catching ghosts with his or in unusual cases her skeet.

Man! Mary was such a skeetbuster at that haunted house!

skeetbuster by skeetbusterone November 27, 2007

Seedmaster 

A farmer or farmer wanna-be who loves guzzling the loads of other farmers/wanna-be's. Gallons of jizz can be stored in the Gunt.

That Gunt's a real seedmaster.

Seedmaster by DLeurer January 10, 2012

Skeetster 

A person or thing, where somebody ejaculated on them at birth, or the creation of that product.

Skeetsters are usually annoying and gay.

That dude over their is a skeetster!

Micheal Phelps is a skeetster, because he got caught smoking weed.

Skeetster by Straight_Up_ Skeezy April 7, 2009

Speedmaster3344 

This is a person that is fast at homestead but can’t turn right to save his life.

He buys Iracing so people thinks he’s good it racing but he’s not.

He likes to go backwards when he gets mad.

Oh no Speedmaster3344 is going backwards.

Speedmaster3344 by MLG PIZZA October 19, 2020