A male who's skeet generally comes in excessively large portions and causes the receiving female to have to spend a good amount of time cleaning herself off.
Male 1: Hey John came out of the bedroom like ten minutes ago but Jane is still in there. What's up with that?
Male 2: He must be a skeetmaster.
Male 1: Oh that makes sense.
Male 2: He must be a skeetmaster.
Male 1: Oh that makes sense.
by Tits_McGee_ July 21, 2009