skeaver

a skeca beaver that ONLY eats wood and other wood related things such as patio furniture

god fucking damn it, a skeaver ate my sundeck while I was hunting skecas!!! yes ma'am, we do exterminate skeavers along with skecas too. huh? whats that? a skeaver ate a hole in your wall and it wont go away? yes, we'll be right there asap!

by mynameisnonofyourbuisiness14 March 27, 2026

The Winking Skeever

When you tickle one's butthole with a winking motion of your eyelash, while giving them a reach-around.'

ALSO

A bar inside the Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim game.

That skanky bitch just gave me the winking skeever last night, but the joke is on her cause now she has pink eye.

That whore took such a close look at my balloon knot, she damn near gave me a winking skeever.

{Skyrim} My character went into The Winking Skeever, paid a septim, and recieved the winking skeever and now has learned a new shout!

by YourWorstEnema August 1, 2012

skeever beaver

A vagina that is absurdly dirty, abused, sloppy, and loose.

Yo, I bet Angelina Jolie has a skeever beaver.

by Jumoma June 3, 2006

Skaver

1. Cigarette. Slang term used by Zimbabweans, originating in mixed race communities but incorporated into the general slang dialect.

"Hey Mark, make us a skaver!" meaning, "Hey Mark, give us a cigarette!"

by amhlope December 9, 2013

Sweaver

A person who is emotionally unstable and is a bitch

Nolan is being a sweaver today and it is pissing me off

by John Doe12567 April 27, 2020

Skeever

A person that creeps or awkwardly lurks about, usually in a pedophile sort of way. Someone who also makes crude or awkward comments that make others feel uncomfortable in a group.

Jessica: That guy is watching us through have sex through the window.
James: He's such a skeever!

by Kaka8 October 30, 2010

sweaver

Sweaty Beaver. Associated with post-workout activities.

I went jogging today, but all it left me with was sore muscles and a sweaver.

by incognitogrl September 5, 2006