skatalites

A group of people who created the great music we should all listen to today and forever, SKA!!!!

"simmer down..."
Skatalites Featuring Bob Marley and the Wailers

by Megan May 13, 2005

skatalious

when a skater (not a poser) is hot or your attracted in any way.

*skater skates by on his skateboard*
"he's skatalious!"

by beckkyy. November 10, 2007

Sketalitis

Somebody that can’t stop dating skets

‘Bro you’ve got sketalitis’

by George_vr_08 October 30, 2018

Satalite Syndrome

When a person wants you within their orbit romantically (usually for sexual and romantic validation), but won't let you land and more disturbingly, won't let you move on either. Related to the term "Friend Zone" but with a twist. When you attempt to move on, they will employ tactics to keep you on a leash, zero regard for your future or well being, likely to guilt trip you into thinking you are the problem with the friendship or a creep, and not having the self awareness to understand you deserve to be happy with someone, and if not them, then someone else.

Please note: this term can be used to describe both sexes. And is not universally a term used to describe a particular sex.

Guy 1: She is an amazing friend and we connect well together, she kisses me on the cheek and holds my hand sometimes. I tried to kiss her on the lips and she backed off, I asked her out and she said no, so I moved on and made a tinder account. When she found out she screamed at me the next day calling me a terrible friend.

Guy 2: Sorry mate, she's got satalite syndrome. You dodged a bullet. She did the same thing to me.

by Battlebuddy556 April 26, 2021

satelites

term for an extremely fat womans kids

yikes fat Mary has 5 satelites

howd that fat bitch get all those satelites did some one actually fuck her

by snowowl February 14, 2006

Skatality

(Skāte-ăl-ĭ-tē) Noun. (1) The state of a figure skater, skate-boarder, roller-skater, or anyone on roller or ice skates, after they make a mistake in which they sustain an injury.

One morbid way to enjoy ice skating is to watch for a skatality, when one or more skaters make a grave mistake.

by David W. Irish May 5, 2018