Sketalitis 

Somebody that can’t stop dating skets

‘Bro you’ve got sketalitis’

Sketalitis by George_vr_08 October 30, 2018

Skivalitis 

An illness suffered by school children. Ususally occurs during a release of a new video game or when it snows.

"The new GTA game came out yesterday."
"Convenient that Sam's not into day then isn't it?"
"Yeah, I think he has a bad case of skivalitis"

Skivalitis by 3iMea7 August 12, 2014

skatalites 

A group of people who created the great music we should all listen to today and forever, SKA!!!!

"simmer down..."
Skatalites Featuring Bob Marley and the Wailers

skatalites by Megan May 13, 2005

sweatalitis

Sweatalitis is when you sweat a excessive amount when not doing anything, it can cause you to feel like you're gonna pass out

I have really bad sweatalitis

sweatalitis by Pivital May 24, 2016

sketalisticmatisticsevalimistichypersysticsemilevalisticallimetabolistic 

sketalisticmatisticsevalimistichypersysticsemilevalisticallimetabolistic relates to a person of great mental retardation and or lack of basic comprehension and processing of the world around them

you're so fucking sketalisticmatisticsevalimistichypersysticsemilevalisticallimetabolistic dude this is why you're in special ED! >:

sketalisticmatisticsevalimistichypersysticsemilevalisticallimetabolistic by Gnarple September 3, 2023