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Those nasty Red Lobster bitches who don't have shit and think that eating at Red Lobster is the end-all be-all of high cuisine. You bitches know who I'm talking to... y'all make your man take you to Red Lobster, cuz it's over-priced frozen-ass nasty seafood, but it's expensive, so you make your man take you there and drop a $150 tab on dinner for two, then when he takes you home to fuck ya, you got shrimp scampi all over ya damn pants, and ya smell like shit. Ya smell like a nasty ass shrimp that's been pissed on and rolled in garlic.
Skampy-pants called me again today, man... damn Red Lobster groupie won't take the claws out.
skampy pants by g[x] April 29, 2004
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skampy pants

a nickname given to a girl who just got done having sex with 12 people and has "remnance of all 12 deeds" visibly on her pants.
Look at that whore, she's got skampy pants.
skampy pants by gallakanukis January 15, 2004
When you are hungry but your stomach hurts
Want to get pizza?”

Yeah I do but I’m also skumpy.”
skumpy by UghLadybug June 18, 2018

sampynis 

(noun) a really retarded person who acts like a dick or penis often used by Taiwanese students to mock others.
It started in an international school when a student called Sampson Tsai showed his dick in class and started dancing .
(Verb) sampyniscate
(adverb) sampynisly
Damn Jack you are such a sampynis for eating 5 apples .
Tom just sampyniscated in class.
Bob looked at me sampynisly with his dick out.
sampynis by JHSADJGKHSDJGKHSAKJ September 28, 2017

stampylonghead 

A kid-friendly Minecraft youtuber who has a lot of subs thanks to his childish-related personality. He did swear in 2012, and he once said "fucking". So not that kid-friendly back in the day?
Bro, what are you watching? Idk who it is?
I am watching stampylonghead m8. Why do u wanna know bro?
stampylonghead by h2008 June 12, 2018
An individual who beholds the qualities of a skampiz. He/she is just "that guy." You know them when you see them.
Did you meet Ray? Absolute Skampiz amirite?
Skampiz by YubYub the Kool April 12, 2019